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Your June Horoscope, Revealed

Your June Horoscope, Revealed

mag813 June 1, 2015 0

Summon those soul twins! This June is Gemini time, with the sun and high-octane Mars traveling side-by-side like Castor and Pollux until the 21st. This would be an awesome time to form a dynamic

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TAMPA CUBANS TO MIAMI CUBANS: “GROW UP”

TAMPA CUBANS TO MIAMI CUBANS: “GROW UP”

mag813 May 5, 2015 0

The rivalry between Miami and Tampa’s Cuban-American populations isn’t just about who makes the truest Cuban sandwich. The ideological differences between the two cities’ approach to Havana has never been more apparent now that

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50 Signs That You Might Be A South Tampa Douchebag

50 Signs That You Might Be A South Tampa Douchebag

mag813 May 4, 2015 12

We have all encountered them throughout Tampa, and the not so elusive South Tampa Douchebag is a pretty abundant commodity these days. But what is it exactly that constitutes a South Tampa Douchebag? The

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Google Releases its First-Ever Fashion Trends Report, Says Normcore is Dead

Google Releases its First-Ever Fashion Trends Report, Says Normcore is Dead

mag813 April 28, 2015 0

With every query typed into its search bar, Google is given a unique look into what’s important to the general public at any given moment. It has been publishing Trends reports for some time

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Why Fraternities Suck…

Why Fraternities Suck…

mag813 April 26, 2015 0

Youth is hard. As a result, young people can be kind of terrible. But, when you take a pack of the male variety of those kind of terrible young people and throw them in

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‘Isis’ Removed from Official List of Hurricane Names

‘Isis’ Removed from Official List of Hurricane Names

mag813 April 18, 2015 0

The United Nations agency in charge of naming the world’s tropical cyclones has retired the name “Isis” from its list. The name made infamous by the brutal militant group that operates in Syria and

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Floridians Are Accidentally Killing Tortoises By Mistaking Them For Sea Turtles

Floridians Are Accidentally Killing Tortoises By Mistaking Them For Sea Turtles

mag813 April 7, 2015 0

Floridians are sometimes unaware of the environment they live in. Most residents are from out-of-state and have little experience dealing with the wide array of flora and fauna that exist right outside their front

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Florida ‘Climate Change’ Denial? The Earth Just Experienced the Warmest Winter on Record!

Florida ‘Climate Change’ Denial? The Earth Just Experienced the Warmest Winter on Record!

mag813 March 31, 2015 0

While our “beloved governor” Rick Scott’s climate change term-barring only rivals that of Senator James Inhofe’s infamous climate-denying stunt, in which he held up a snowball on the senate floor (as “proof” that global warming is

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Lowry Park Zoo’s 2-Week-Old Clouded Leopard Becomes an Internet Sensation

Lowry Park Zoo’s 2-Week-Old Clouded Leopard Becomes an Internet Sensation

mag813 March 27, 2015 0

The newest addition to Lowry Park Zoo has made his Internet debut in an adorable fashion. Tampa’s Lowry Park Zoo released a clip of its 2-week-old clouded leopard cub laying around one of the zoo’s

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McDonald’s Enters The Fashion Game with Big Mac Apparel

McDonald’s Enters The Fashion Game with Big Mac Apparel

mag813 March 25, 2015 0

If you’ve ever secretly dreamt of swaddling yourself in hundreds of greasy, delicious Big Macs as you drift off to sleep, don’t worry. You are not alone. In fact, the folk at McDonald’s are

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